Sunday, November 12, 2006

I.J.T.P.T.P.O.T.P.E.F.A.F.T.

(I'm just too pissed to post on this pathetic excuse for a football team.)

Who do they think they are, the Bruins? the Celtics?

Belichick was in over his head against Mangini today. He had NO ANSWER for the Jets offense. Did you ever think you'd say that? All you need to know is the Jets had one drive of 15 plays and another of 16 plays. The Jets? And what was with the DB's playing off the Jet receivers? Pennington throws the ball about as hard as I can with my LEFT hand. They should have pressed coverage and gone after his "balloon" passes. How many times did you see him float one all the way accross the field to a wide open receiver who was then able to turn and run before the DB could even get near him?


IF MCDANIELS ISN'T FIRED TOMORROW, THEN BELICHICK HAS NO INTENTION OF WINNING ANOTHER GAME.

I've got a new cheer for Pats fans when playing the Jets. J. O. S. H. SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS.

Hmmm let's see...the Jets successfully blitz on every pass play beating the snot out of Brady and Dillon is running for like 12 yds a carry...what sorts of plays should we run on offense?
McDaniels (also insert Cletus from the Simpsons): run Maroney and throw deep!!!!!
Anyone with half a brain:Dillon hard up the gut and SCREENS AND DRAWS!!!!!!!SCREENS AND DRAWS!!!!!!!!!!
McDaniels: not one screen or draw ALL DAY!
Run the ball down to the goal line then pass pass pass. AND on top of that, line up in a formation where there is not even the THREAT of the run on the goal line. Hello? If you have to pass on the goal line, play action always works. Ask Mike Vrabel.
How about the 2 minute warning before half, we come back from commercial and Brady has to call a timeout because he doesn't have a play! Good job Cletus!

Here's my favorite one though. Last week against Indy, Bob Sanders safety blitz in running situations came through untouched how many times? 5? 6?more? What does Mangini do? Running situation, safety blitz with Eric Coleman. How many times did you see HIM come through untouched?4?5? I'll tell you for a fact that he was second on the team with 8 tackles today. Did McDaniels learn anything from last week's game?
Who is the Green Bay Safety....Marquand Manuel. If he gets into the backfield next week, you need no further evidence that McDaniels SUCKS. You can't blame GB for trying the same thing that worked for two teams in a row, right? Will 'Cletus' McDaniels have an answer?

And PLEASE don't get me started on my friend seymour money...
I've got to stop before I have a stroke. But feel free to continue......

3 comments:

Barry said...

Brady's excuse for the timeout at the 2:00 warning was that the Jets showed blitz and the play clock had run down too far to audible.

Even I - a football idiot - could see that the Pats defense had the consistency and delicate odor of pigeon shit in summer. I can't remember the last time I saw the Pats, in a losing situation, allow any receiver to touch the ball without being mangled the moment it touched his fingers. It was like they didn't look at the scoreboard all game and decided to play a prevent(-us-from-winning) defense. Awful.

By the way... I think you meant the title of this post to be:

I.J.T.F.P.T.F.P.O.T.F.P.E.F.A.F.F.T.

CJ said...

Check this out!

Wondering how Richard Seymour feels about sitting out most of the fourth quarter Sunday afternoon? Ask him yourself. In a move at once perplexing and yet strangely commendable, the Patriots superstar defensive end has begun carrying a second phone that serves as his fan hotline. Just dial 401-464-1194, and there’s a chance the four-time All-Pro could answer, according to the BOSTON HERALD

too funny! give him a call he might just answer.

Anonymous said...

WHAT THE FAULK IS GOING ON IN FOXBORO!!!

signed 43yr old Vinny Testaverde?!?!?!?!?! WHAT THE F...